Ghost’s Thoughts

askcliffracer:

theprovinceofskyrim:

Was it a good idea to leave Shadowmere next to M’aiq the Liar?

SUGARCAT DOES NOT EAT HORSES THAT COULD EAT HIM, SKREE IS SURE OF THIS.

MEATBAGS SHOULD BE MORE CONCERNED FOR SUGARCAT THAN THAT UGLY MANED DOG SHADOWMERE.

#in which skree gives m’aiq a name that does not refer to his weight #because referring to his drug addiction is a-ok right? #right #skree is one koala tea friend

 [And then the Khajiit stole Shadowmere, thinking people were onto his sugar problem]

A message from Anonymous


STUPID priest

Rude!  Erandur is a very clever priest.

A message from urukhaiandjskar


J'Skar: "Hello, M'aiq~. I have a flower just for you!"

[The Cliff Racer would say “thank you,” but he is unsure if it would sound like a squawk.  This is the next best solution.]

whiterun-guard:

ask-maiqtheliar:

whiterun-guard:

ask-maiqtheliar:

M’aiq does not need to take this from man who’s face is made of metal.

My face is not made of metal! At least I can talk normally!

The guard speaks as if he eats a potato. U vU

What do you mean? Are you on skooma, cat?! You look like it!

Terrible!  M’aiq is on the ground!  Who would stand on skooma?

whiterun-guard:

ask-maiqtheliar:

M’aiq does not need to take this from man who’s face is made of metal.

My face is not made of metal! At least I can talk normally!

The guard speaks as if he eats a potato. U vU

whiterun-guard:

ask-maiqtheliar:

whiterun-guard:

ask-maiqtheliar:

whiterun-guard:

ask-maiqtheliar:

…What?!

The guard will need a crew in order to sail a ship.

We aren’t planning on setting sail!

Someone thinks you are a captain though!  You are, are you not?

No. I’m just a Whiterun guard… They must be confusing me with someone else!

Captain.

How dare you!

Over-sized kitten!

M’aiq does not need to take this from man who’s face is made of metal.

whiterun-guard:

ask-maiqtheliar:

whiterun-guard:

ask-maiqtheliar:

…What?!

The guard will need a crew in order to sail a ship.

We aren’t planning on setting sail!

Someone thinks you are a captain though!  You are, are you not?

No. I’m just a Whiterun guard… They must be confusing me with someone else!

Captain.

whiterun-guard:

ask-maiqtheliar:

…What?!

The guard will need a crew in order to sail a ship.

We aren’t planning on setting sail!

Someone thinks you are a captain though!  You are, are you not?

…What?!

The guard will need a crew in order to sail a ship.

A message from Anonymous


M'aiq, do you ship Onvin and every Dunmer in Skyrim?

Well there are enough Dumner in Skyrim to sail a ship.  Perhaps two.  He supposes it is do-able.  But he does not think many of them are sailors.  

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